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Former St. Peter Presbyterian Church attendee Dennis Cochran, also known as "Dennis the Poet," has written some new lyrics for The Eagles tune, Hotel California. He's entitled his new song, Hotel Sproul and Windham, in honor of the defrocking his former pastors RC Sproul Jr and Laurence Windham.
RC Sproul, Jr. and Laurence Windham are pastors at St. Peter Presbyterian Church in Mendota Virginia and Bristol Virginia.
Like so many other victims of RC Sproul Jr.'s slanders, Dennis Cochran was smeared in a "slanderfest" as "The Boy Who Wouldn't Hoe Corn" in the May/June 2004 edition of the Highland's Study Center publication Every Thought Captive. Dennis was caricatured in a very mocking fashion on the front cover of that Every Thought Captive edition.
Like so many others, Dennis Cochran was "lured" to Bristol, Virginia by RC's teaching. But after a brief time at St. Peter Presbyterian Church, Dennis became of the opinion that RC Sproul Jr. and Laurence Windham were cult leaders, and that St. Peter wasn't a Presbyterian Church, but a cult.
So, hit the print key, then take the wife out on a date to the local karaoke bar, and have some fun! Or if you like you can Karaoke to the Hotel Sproul and Windham right at home!
On a dark desert highway
Jet plane in the air
Just don't count on a refund
Of your bus or plane fare
Heading out to the South for
You thought you saw a great light
It feels so heady as they draw you in
One day it won't seem so right
Just take a look at the doorway
It's broad as you can tell
If you come in then disagree
You might just think it's the doorway to hell
So they light up their death weed
Or put some in their cheeks
Sick or addicted it's the price you pay
To be "freedom" freaks
(chorus)
Welcome to the Hotel Sproul and Windham
Such an ugly place
So devoid of grace
Come and get fooled at the Hotel Sproul and Windham
Such a sad surprise
Will you hide your eyes?
Alcohol for the captives
Swim in beer and wine
For you see, excess will drown the Spirit's voice
So don't think they'll decline
How they drink in their backyards!
Swill and don't sweat
Save some for your children
Play poker and bet
There's pastor Macho Mid-lifer
Does he love family life?
He's shown an eye for young and pretty girls
Avoids his wife
But now the people you knew
Are so far away
Shakes you up to think they might have been right
When they told you "Stay"
(chorus)
Welcome to the Hotel Sproul and Windham
What a strange affair
Why did you leave there?
Gathering gloom at the Hotel Sproul and Windham
As the shepherds here
Choose to bind through fear
Terrorists unfeeling
Will think your pain is vice
When you say, "I don't like your dictator ways."
Children pay the price
And in the master's basement
They gather to record
They pack it with their sneaky lies
But you just can't fool the Lord
Poor Saint Peter member!
As you're running for the door
They try to block the passage back
To the place you were before
"Stay back!" say the nightmares. "It's our duty to deceive.
"If you check out and we don't say 'Fine'
"Then you can never leave."
(chorus)
Welcome to the Hotel Sproul and Windham
Though at first it's nice
They're as cold as ice
They're livin' a lie at the Hotel Sproul and Windham
Yes, it does insult
But it is a cult
Welcome to the Hotel Sproul and Windham
Is delirium
Presbyterian?
Your baptism saves at the Hotel Sproul and Windham
Hope the truth will sway
RPCGA
(Hope they rid themselves of Sproul and Windham)